Results show time! This will be the quickest blog ever because we were too busy last night getting our hearts ripped out by French Canadians and today I've got stuff to do, yo. You're stuck with me today because of DVR issues for our dear Ms. Beck.
Tonight we have Daughtry (woo!), Bon Jovi (woo!), and Fantasia (one of these things is not like the other). Fantasia is up first. Was never a fan, fast-forward.
So this is an important week because the top 3 get to go visit home. Cue the montage of hometown visits by past Idols!! Aw, hi Kris! Hi Carrie! Hi Cookster! Hi Elliott! Ew, Soul Patrol. Hi Jordin! Go away, Archuleta. Hi again Elliott!!!! I heart you. Ew, Gokey. Awwww Ruuuuuuuben. Aw, Cookster crying. Bo crying. Fantasia crying. Everyone crying. Elliott's mom! Love her. BLAKE! I miss you. Hi Clay, when you weren't obnoxious and weird!
Seacrest talks to everyone about being home. Fast forward. The contestants' families are on stage. That's a little sick, Idol. Ha. I feel bad for the family who's gonna be bawling in front of everyone on national tv.
Results time. Damn, Lee, when did you get so hot? Our first member of the top 3 is... Casey. Cougars everywhere rejoice.
DAUGHTRY. I don't know this song. I need to buy his new album, anyone have it? Worth it? I like this song. Daughtry sounds awesome. Hey America, remember how Taylor Hicks won that season? And Katherine McPhee was runner up? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN???? Also, can someone please put together an Idol alum tour consisting of Daughtry, Cookster, Kris, & Lee? Thanks. Also, can we discuss how short he is? He's Seacrest short.
More results. The next member of our top 3 is... LEE!!! WOOOOOOOO. Our boy is headed home to Chicago. Hey Lee, pass along a message to Marian Hossa for us & tell him to suck it. Thanks. Also, Lee's parents are adorable.
BON JOVI. Still awesome after all these years.
And the final results. Seriously, when did Lee get SO HOT? We close out our top 3 with Crystal, which, THANK GOD, we would have seriously shut this blog down if it wasn't her. Mike is going home, finally. We already tried sending him home weeks ago. He joins the legacy of Danny Gokey as someone who we loved at first and eventually became the most annoying contestant of the season.
So there's your top 3, folks. Pencil in Lee & Crystal for the finale. Almost there! Woo! Time for me to graduate! Bye.
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