Last night, a lot of people were crap. Motown is important. And has also been the theme of this show roughly eleventy billion times. Randy still sucks as a judge, but JLO is actually not bad. Overly dramatic opening montage....THIS is AMERICAN IDOL.
Seacrest's hair is insane tonight. It looks like bedhead. Maybe he and Julianne Hough had a rousing romp in the sack before the show. Apparently, tonight's elimination is "shocking." Oh yeah, whoever gets cut tonight doesn't make the tour. The girls are all in white sparkly dresses and the guys in tux-like suits. What's up with the wedding garb? Pia is so gorgeous.
Okay, so Marc Anthony like, mentored the contestants for a minute? This is lame. Marc Anthony sucks, sorry. Fast forward. I really want Harry Connick Jr. to come back and mentor. That shit was hilarious.
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" is our group number this evening. I still remember all the dance moves that we did to this song in our show choir's Motown medley. How many years have we been blogging? Four now? And I think this is the fourth year I referenced that Motown medley. NEW THEMES PLEASE. Naima looks super uncomfortable in her outfit. They are totally working the step-touch move here LMAO.
Hey, Stevie Wonder! This is pretty cool. He's probably like, please stop letting these children butcher my music. "Signed Sealed Delivered." Fun stuff, the contestants probably loved this. Apparently it's Steven Tyler's birthday. Stevie makes everyone sing to him and they drag his ancient ass up on stage and give him a cake. Happy 85th birthday, Steven! Random celebration and that means this show will probably run over time tonight.
FORD! Music video shoot. Fast forward. Time for results. First up to the center are Lauren, Pia and Scotty. Well, it should totally be Scotty in the bottom three, that shit was atrocious last night, but....#oldladyvote. So probably Pia will be our "shocker" in the bottom, or something. Oh, or I'm totally wrong, and they're all safe. LOL. Another commercial?? We just had one, Jesus.
Up after the break is Sugarland. Normally, I'd fast forward them, but my husband Adam likes them, so we're watching. What in the hell is Jennifer Nettles wearing???? ANYONE? ANYONE? She looks like an extra from the "Let's Get Physical" video, or one of the Holograms. Adam totally knows all the words to this song, which is weird, because he usually doesn't know jack and shit about music and has to ask me the names of songs or if "Justin Beaver" sings it. Yeah. LOL.
Dumb montage about how James likes pro wrestling. No. How do they still have time for this shit??? With the Steven birthday and JHUD still having to perform. God. More results. James and Paul come to the stage. Ryan tells them they're "not safe" tonight, and the hell??? Hulk Hogan comes out?? COME ON SHOW. Bottom line...both guys are safe. I will not comment on any other shenanigans involving the Hulk.
This recap is insane. This ep makes me feel like I'm on acid or shrooms or something. Now we've got Jacob, Thia and Stefano. Jacob is safe. Thia totally deserves B3 and my crush Stefano does too, for picking "Hello." Thia's in the B3, finally. And so is Stefano. Dude, if he's going home, JLO will totally want to use THE SAVE on him because she wants to do him. Stefano kind of looks like what Marc Anthony should look like if he ate once in a while, I think.
Now we've got Casey, Naima and Haley. Casey is starting to get scary, you guys. Haley's side ponytail is CRAY CRAY. Naima is safe tonight. Wow, she has a MASSIVE tat on her back. The third person in our B3 tonight is Casey. I'm not surprised about that, really. I guess that's Seacrest's shocker, but Casey's starting to get weird.
After the break, time for Jennifer Hudson! I love her. Remember when she got voted off and Elton John called people racist? Brenna and I were reminiscing about that today...fun times. She looks so fly. OMG GEORGE HUFF SINGS BACKUP FOR JHUD!!!! HI GEORGE! Brenna and I loved your ass.
Ryan is sending someone back to safety--it's Thia. Wow, color me shocked. I thought she'd be out. Okay, so we're down to Stefano or Casey. Commercials. I can't believe they're using Tik and also Tok in this Diary of a Wimpy Kid commercial, but it's pretty hilarious when that kid lip synchs it.
Down to these two boys and our person in danger this evening is...Casey. Stefano looks stunned and is safe. So, they're totally gonna save Casey, right? He's not my favorite but I think the judges lurrrrve him. So he starts singing and in an unprecedented move, the judges totally cut him off to tell him he's saved. Wow, that was kind of crazy. This whole episode has been nuts. Casey looks like he's about to have a nervous breakdown. And there must be a shitload of swearing going on because the sound cuts out like every two seconds. JLO looks like she's about to freak out. This is the most insane thing ever.
So that means two people will get cut next week, and there's no top 10 on tour, there's a top 11. Crazy. We'll be back next week for more fun with our favorite headcases! Goodnight!
5 comments:
You have absolutely mentioned your show choir dance every year. LOL.
First, I really kind of love Steven and J. Lo as judges. He's your crazy grandpa and she is your helpful big sister. Brenna is spot on with her love of JLos comments. And last night's episode was awesome. The hulk was random, scary and weird but I loved their reactions. Paul DOES look like Bradley Cooper. And finally, I know I am probably the only one but I want Pia to go home soon. She's gorgeous and has an amazing voice but the ballads week after week bore me to death. There is a reason people make fun of Celine Dion and Pia is on that road.
"Justin Beaver" - LOVE it.
PAUL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE BRADLEY COOPER. BRADLEY COOPER IS HOT. PAUL IS SCARY. ODSFIJH;SOIdug:hosduhg:Odsij"dsjok'
Lins I haven't watched idol this year, but show choir rocked!!!!!!! Nobody could top those memories..."thaaaa-anks for the mem-oriiiiies" love shack baby!!!!!
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