We're baaaaack!

Seacrest, Cowell, and the gang return tonight, and so do we. Tirelessly providing you with recaps, reviews, and pop culture references week after week for the duration of Season 8 of American Idol. It's a tough job, but hey, someone has to do it. ;)

In honor of the New Year, MSHBB has a few resolutions for the new season. Lindsay will attempt to not hate all female contestants immediately on sight. Brenna will not judge anyone too quickly, even if they have greasy bangs and look like they'd stare in your window at night. We resolve to give every Sanjaya, Kristy Lee, and Castro a fair trial.... heck, who are we kidding on that one. No we don't.

Weekly recaps will be posted during the audition rounds, with nightly recaps resuming once we have the finalists. Here's hoping this season will be as suckingly glorious as every other. Happy viewing!!