Frankie Avalon, Flo Rida and Kellie Pickler--discuss.

I have to take a moment before I get into tonight's ep to announce that my two worlds collided this evening. Clay muthableepin' Aiken was a guest judge on tonight's episode of Top Model. WHAAAAAAT? LMAO! You guys, it was hilarious. I know some of you who read this watch that show too...how hilarious was it at panel when Miss J was being Miss J and Clay just lost his shit and put his head down on the table? I rewound that part like four times!

Ahem, anyway...on to the show! We open on a tense, dramatic montage from last night. Hey, Mario Lopez is in the audience! Do you think Simon even knows who he is? He's like three feet away from him. Paula's rocking some 1950s mother of the bride gloves tonight, wtf?

There's some weirdness with Paula and Simon and an old timey looking photo, and then we go to "the most popular song" from the year Simon was born. Seriously, why? And we wonder why the show runs over.

But wait! Some old dude comes out singing the song live. Oh, guess that old dude is Frankie Avalon, the original guy from the footage. This is lame. Sorry to anyone who enjoyed this, but: fast forward. Now it's the lip synched group number of the evening, from the year Idol was "born", which is 2002. "Can't Get U Outta My Head"--blah. This is awful and weird. Lil and Al are cast as the hos in this number, being all seductive on like half the male contestants. Gross.

After the break, we get the behind the scenes at the FORD! shoot. This commercial is actually pretty awesome. It's set to Britney's "Circus" and features cool makeup and magician shit. Too bad Gokey had to ruin the effect of his cool make up with his dumb glasses. Hey, the mayor from Kalamazoo is here to support Matt! Random.

First round of results: Adam, Kris and Anoop stand up. This does not bode well for Noop Dawg. The judges have to give Adam all his critiques because the stupid show cut off last night, but are they really going to say anything surprising? Time sucker, move on! Adam is safe, no shocker there. Kris is also safe, putting Anoop in the bottom three. Aw, Noopster.

After the break, we have an extremely obscene performance by Flo Rida and whoever this horrible "singer" is that does the Right Round song with him. She is TERRIBLE. Blah. Get on with it!! Why do we need to have three performances plus a shitty group number? NO ONE CARES, IDOL! I need to go back and watch Clay interacting with Tyra Banks to calm my nerves.

Second round of results: Gokey--safe. As if. Matt, after Seacrest dicks around with him for a while--is safe! Woo!! Scott--bottom three. Thank God. We're down to Allison and Lil. I've pretty much resigned myself to always expect Al in the B3, because people are stupid.

AHHH!! America finally got it right! LIL joins Anoop and Scott in the B3. As long as Anoop comes back to safety, I couldn't give two shits whether it's Scott or Lil who gets the boot. And I really don't think they'll save either of those two. Simon says there's "one in particular" who they would consider saving. Better be ANOOOOP!

After the break, the PICK! Guys, I love Pickler so bad. She comes out and looks HOT in this teeny weeny dress (that has her boob implants nicely tucked away, thanks Kellie) and ridiculous stripper shoes. She still can't really sing worth a damn and this sounds like any other country song out there, but she's so fun. Yay Kellie!

Finally, some results. Lil--sent back to safety. Dammit, down to Anoop and Scott. And the person with the lowest number of votes is...Scott. OK, they cannot use the save on him. We're subjected to his mediocre performance again, and the judges take way, WAY too long to make the call on this one. I'm starting to get nervous. COME ON. Don't waste the save!!!

In the end, the judges do what's right and eliminate Scott. Whew. And I got the prediction poll on ew.com right again for the third week in a row! WOOO!

Tune in next week for our top seven performances, and for the results show that will ultimately make Danny Gokey pick which one of the two groups of three is the B3, because the show is effed up like that. Good night!