My achy breaky heart!

24 hours later, and I am still appalled at what went on last night. These 11 idiots had a HUGE song catalog at their disposal and at least four of them (Andrew, Paige, Aaron and even Siobhan) picked songs that have already been done at least once on this show, if not SIX TIMES. That would be the Phil Collins piece of junk that Paige tortured us with. And the rest of them picked stuff that was totally predictable, with the exception of Casey and his random Huey Lewis throwback. Because who would EVER see Huey Lewis coming???

Anywayyyyy, now we've got results night, or the Disney Hour brought to us by Fox, featuring she just bein' Miley, a Jonas, and something called a Demi Lovato. I'm a little worried about Lee Dewyzechikezie tonight, guys. Randy's wearing a lovely shade of pumpkin this evening. And by lovely I mean weird. I told Brenna last night that Ellen looks fabulous in white and she should always wear it.

OMG, tonight's lip synched number is "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"--why didn't someone sing this last night? LOL. Casey looks totally lost. He probably never even heard of Wham!

FORD! video shoot for the week. Not a whole lot to say here. Ryan's got the kids on the couches. Apparently Casey effed something up last night with his verses or something. Also Siobhan's boss is growing a giant beard that he won't shave until she gets voted off. Awesome. I want to hang with her peeps.

Too much talky, not enough results. LET'S GO. Siobhan's first. Totally safe. Yay! Lee and Casey both stand. This does not bode well for Lee. Ryan's dicking around with them now, and making Tim and Paige stand up next. Just put someone out of their misery Ryan. Also stop asking Paige questions, she never knows how to answer them and always sounds dumb. OK, Paige and Tim are in the bottom three. Which is absolutely correct. Wait, why the hell are Lee and Casey still standing??? The world's gone MAD.

Shudder. Commercials are over, and we've got Miley Cyrus. I'm sorry, but I cannot watch this performance. Especially when there's two minutes left in the Penguins game and they just tied it up. Sorry MiMi. MY BEST FRIEND LESLIE SAYS! Okay I just turned this back on....is she convulsing?? In a wedding dress? What is happening? And she kind of looks like Lindsay Lohan right now, with the crazy red hair and the slight drunk face.

Oh lord, IGFB news. You can create a webpage to send to your friends to raise money. Yay? Back to the results. Oh Casey and Lee are safe! YAY! I really only care about Lee, Siobhan and Crystal at this point. And we know Crystal isn't going anywhere. Aaron's next. He's obviously safe as hell, so let's move on. Time for Didi. Her song choice was really weird. Also, Didi, stop talking. We're spending way too much time on her. And....safe.

Big Mike's turn. I'm kind of over Mike. Safe. Now Crystal's up. Obviously, people, come on. I'm ready to see Crystal take on like, country week or something to that effect. We're down to Katie and Andrew. Either one of them could go to the bottom three after last night, in my opinion, but I bet it's Andrew. He's having a rough time of it here. And....it's Katie. Meh. If she left, I wouldn't miss her, but Paige totally needs to go.

And going back to safety is Katie...LOL. She's probably like, eff you Seacrest. So bottom two are Paige and Tim. Guess Vote for the Worst hasn't been working out all that well this week, eh?

After the break we get Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato. Oy. You'd think someone who enjoys Justin Bieber as much as I do would be into this kind of shit, hahaha. Are these two dating? I'm sure Google could tell me, but I'm tired. So much tween screaming happening...ahhhh!!!

Seriously, let's not even waste time with the judges' save here, Seacrest, because you and I both know that both of these contestants blew last night. Just tell us who got cut and let's get on with our lives. OMG PAIGE IS OUT! Our prayers have been answered!! And Simon flat out tells her, we're not using the save on you, so sing your song and go home. Bwaaaaa.

So we've got our top 10 contestants and they get to go on tour. Yay for them! We'll see you guys next week, when they take on R&B music with Usher! Yes! Bren and I were just saying that someone should sing Usher. Hopefully we get better song choices on Tuesday. See you then!